Welcome to part 2
There's just something about the basement, someone's pants always come off.
Coelacanth
CoelaCAN!
Oh dear...
Polaroid eating contests alway end poorly.
Can't leave these two in the basement alone, they'll redecorate.
The eye make up.
"I'm walking on sunshine."
There's that infamous KB tongue whip.
The whole room got a taste of KB's salvia.
Some liked it, and some did not.
Rumplemintz
Not happy.
HAPPY!
FUCKYEAH! That's the spirit!
And I thought I was the only one rocking euro underwear.
Best $4.99 I ever spent at Urban.
WHO's this guy over here?
Somebody get this girl another Magic Hat.
Foiled by the low angle.
Posing as like he all time most favorite hero.
Thumb pressed against fist like George Bush Senior.
Wha?
Hi ladies.
Anonymity
Even without the aid of the eyes, the mouth gives this suspect away every
time.
That's better!
And by better, I mean PG-er
"This penis party's got to go, HEY HEY, HO HO!"
Banshee face.
"Eastfalls, You must have a huge house."
"Yes"
Stevie's hard to impress.
But DB over here, the BEAST is all she needs.
Friend
Passing on the censure.
Cross process.
One lucky anonymous dude.
Ladies don't like it when you grab.
"Oh, you. You got me grabbing."
"ATTACK"
"Good doggie."
OMG
Mini photoshoot.
Could have used baby sunglasses.
Or a monocle.
Look how proud.
Yep, it all comes back.
And proof, to myself, that I was taking those photos
His gold chain hangs low.
"Who's that piece of eurotrash on my couch?"
"That's Kim, you met her four minutes ago."
"Oh"
TRASH
I'm just jealous I can't roll my pants up that high.
Hugs begin.
"I do what I want."
Similar, but notice the key differences.
The hugs continue.
The hugs migrate to the fridge.
Chris, at first, wasn't having it.
But that quickly changed.
Such trash, all of them.
Babe, you always force me to photoshop all your photographs.
To the front?
Baller and his babe. Rockstar and his fridge.
There was something on Justin's shoulder.
BEEP arrived with gifts.
Justine hearts lion's heads.
Nice highlights.
Nice...
Grilled chicken can wait!
That's better.
"I once caught a fish, THIS BIG."
Bronzolium.com.net.co.uk
Bansheeesk
Classy Trashy ladies with their 40s.
Sambuca
Not nude, but whatevs.
Look, I'm a giant.
Save the penguin.
Ok, just one kiss.
But now I get to assault your friend.
Fair trade I thought.
Kim did not agree.
Get ready for rapid fire.
Aww, she kisses with her eyes closed.
Had the can been turned slightly to the right, Milwaukee would have paid through
the teeth for this one.
That's priced right too.
I see where things are going, and I wonder to where they lead.
Ah yes, the logical conclusion.
Peace up and peace out.
Papa smurf and all the other smurfs (except Vanity) slept happy that night.
Sky
Some called this art. This is just life.
If you're interested in making this part of your life,
inquire about available rooms asap.
Goodnight.