Where everybody knows your name.
Mrs. Roosevelt greeted everyone as they entered.
David enjoyed her rectum.
We all had a roaring game of patty cake.
Family Portrait
Jean was tossing cash at the pussy.
Ball room dancing.
Drip drip drip.
Measuring cup shots.
Photoshoot time.
Smiles
Those chips were so good. Foot rests appreciated.
Back to photoshoot.
Seeya later bifocal vision again!
Jon and Caitlin, sweet tats and hair.
Dave's impression of a monkey impersonating David Little.
Clean shave, incredibly close, and comfortable.
Normally one tries to slip the drugs in the girl's drink when she isn't looking.
Oh hey
Scarfs are cool.
See, told you so.
Bye bye giant gingerbread man.
That snowflake belly button was the best part.
Big bite, little bite.
The dismemberment plan.
Femur
Artist
So many shoes.
Off center fans.
Jess Lok, and no I have not forgotten your name.
Laura loves watching me pick my nose.
Honk honk goes the train.
Liz and sorbet
Damn straight Bri, standing up straight is for losers!
See, told you it is easier for me to take pictures when we are on the ground.
Freddy ??
LA
Jon was like, no I'm not Michael Stipes, fuck you.
Kristin took this one, I wish I could focus like that.
Emma has a killer mane.
Vag Slurp
Liz got inside JayZ
I keep telling you, pictures are just better when they are on the floor.
Backpack coat!
Sugar Kane
It's not Jerry
Hair, fire, spice.
I didn't notice Jess's purse at the time, but it is fucking sweet.
I can see into two cups.
DAMN STRAIGHT LAURIE!
Steph Z, Mike H, Mary S
What's up pussy cat, woooah woah woah.
Intensity
Jess isn't letting go of that head of hair.
20 year old Santa wannabe.
The background characters say it all.
Dave just can't stop playing with Elle
RAWR!!!!!!!
10 year old Iraqi boys worst nightmare.
Nice shooting Texxx.
That's Steph's 'I'll fuck you up' face.
Sign should read NO Vacancy. GET THE HELL OUT!
You can rent these players for your party too, rentacenter.com
Love tap.
Jessica emits her own light.
Send them duckets over here.
AJay is wondering where his shoes went.
If James wasn't exploding from both ends at this very moment, he would have said, "Oh God, Oh Jeeze!"
Doing what from both ends?
Botched Keg Stand
There we go, 15 seconds!!!
Good job dear, now go sit down.
Smoke smoke smoke.
Lean back, lean back...
Make Hers yours.
It's take off your clothes time!!
Psych
Don't look at the light!
Kiki got Tysoned
OH SNAP!!
Left Side Reads: Aww, goodnight dear. Right Side Reads: ASSSSS!
More Jager measuring cup shots.
Word
Still going strong.
Christmas card?
Whoever took this, could you please tell me what I am eating?
Elevator time!
AJAY
You know the drill.