A Night at La Salle University
(Crashing a Birthday Bash)

Fresh from the cleaners.



Just plain fresh.



Not freshmeat anymore.



PINK



Special Reserve & 40s



Simon says, photoshoot!



Strike a pose.



Birthday shouting.



Shocked hotties.



"Check them out."



80s Dance Party



"YOU'RE THE 3 MAN!"



She's totally boned.



Yep, totally.



YESSSSSSS THREES



CENSURED



Popping on the king.



Keep an eye out for her, and for that matter, keep an eye on this corner.
Bad News Bears



Time for Kings, with Kings Cards.



Trash Can Cow Girls.



Where are the kitties?



They she is! MEOW



Bottom up boys.



Dizzy Shirt, pass out.



That's the way, I like it.



Camera wars with Swallows.



Hounds tooth, so hot right now.



GLARE! I LOVE IT!



Uncle AP wants (all of) YOU.



Red enjoyed that, maybe too much.



Side Kick Kids



Why's he on the ground?



Ahh, wrestling matches.



GET HIM!



Down again, not going well.



Or is it????



Snarlvana



Watch out boys, she bites.



More teeth than the average bear.



Speaking of bears, here's one now.
Careful kids, he loves to play with you, but he plays hard.



Ipod birthday song search went badly.



Phone Four



Official Reason for War.



Heart felt convos.



Oh no! Mistletoe made an appearance.



Missed the target.



"That's a side of you that you don't normally see."



Portraits.



INSANCE CLOSE UPS!!!!!!



Sell it baby.



Hair styling's.



Ditto



I think I was on the floor.



Crack Kills



Shoes shoes shoes.



BALLIN'



Hey now!



Old E does you right everytime.



AP can't believe what's going on. Damian's on drug #2!
What's next, caffeine?



Tripple X



Kissy Faces



That mistletoe sure gets around.



So do these ladies!



Blue Steel?



Pop your hood, not you're collar.



No Kate, look at the camera, the other camera.



bjorn borg john mcenroe



Yeah ladies.



"Oh dear me, oh my"



Camera wars take two.



lastnightspartydotsara



OH NO! Camera's and Mistletoe.



I pick you up, and never let you down.



Violated



YES!!!!



In your face photoshoot time...



FUCK YOU



YOU TOO?



Upside down and sideways?



Hey, red beard? Maybe I'm a Nibler too? NAHHHHHH



Risky Business.



There's a red.



Tsunami Sexy Lady



Sara got confused about the use of mistletoe and her tongue.



Squazz Pose



Triumphant!



The three people to the left of me are really enjoying the song that's playing.



Final Count Down



A harlot and his ladies.



No shoes, off limit.



Race for the potty!



Encountering the line for the jon.



The new last in line.



Eagerly awaiting relief.



Pissed, but not the good kind.



"They have to wait."



Number two in line.



NUMBER ONE!



But, we all know the rules.... Ladies first.



I'm Damiana and they still kicked me out.



Red Shoe Diaries



Sack Tap Gone Wrong



Goober's turn with the Mistletoe.



Tommy Tutone.



Lion's Head?



Sorry Sara, we're still thirsty after our 80 ounces.



Ass and Beer



For Andrew



A.Dot, is your shirt longer than your skirt?



YEP, and it even hides a bottle relatively well.



Pirates cannot be photographed.



Every Rose Has Its Thorn.



BROGAN!



Angel Halo



Love



Tainted Love



What time is it?



Kate's squished.



Ruby Locks



FUES!



I LOVE SAM ADAMS!



Descending the staircase some more.



S.Dot & A.Dot



KEG LIFTS!



Birthday Shots



I wonder what they were looking down upon?



No? Goober?



CSI came to the party looking for semen....
looking in the right spot I might add!



The Virgin Mary with Sunglasses.



Lap Dances?



Just straight up grinding!



Back to the dance party.



"Um, I'm not too sure I like this."



FIRE!



"OK, I want in on it this time!"



"Light me up!"



Add K.Dot, and we're all in for it.



NOOO, DON'T LEAVE!



SLUTGLASSES!



Pass them around.



Peace? VCard? We may never know.



"Lets all close our eyes and grind it out."



A.Dot found my phone in AP's crotch!



And that's not all she found!



Give love one more chance.



Denim whores....



Time for us to go Squazzie...



<SLAP!>



AP picked up a night job moving furniture for the neighbors.



He got me hooked into it.



Always happy to help.



Woops, RUN!



Who knows what they're talking about?



NOT THIS GUY!!!



Car rides are my favorite.



Best Elevator Ever!



Agreed



Bring out the Helmans and bring out the best.
(We would have also accepted: SQUEEZABLE!)



The fall of the Ottoman Empire caught on camera.



Morning was thrust upon us by JOURNEY!



Killer Stairs, that is all.

MORE PICTURESSSS!!!!!