Happy Belated Birthday Matt

Hi BabeR, nice rooms.



YES, Bitter Babe.



Champagne



Dancing with Murphy



Trio of Shots



Looking at the humans.



Good, Up on the couch with the humans.



YEAH! That's the spot! Don't stop.... keeeeep going, just a bit longer.



Kiki playing kings of guard.



NATALIA!!!! (Don't stand up.)



Little Mike and Baberham Lincoln.



I like the fire hydrant bling there Murph.



"My face is down here Damian, down HERE!"



THE CHRISTMAS TREE IS ON FIRE!



Ernest P Whorl, Electroman!



Boob Grabs are socially acceptable here.



Ass slaps are off limits. (Babe is carrying two cell phones.)



PEE WEE Dancing.



Flash Dance.



Classy gents wear ties.



Baby carrots.



Babe is upset that we stole and devoured all her baby carrots, and she doesn't even know we did it yet.



Another blonde I know would call this a, "LONG MANE."



HIPPIE-JOE



JAGER



NO PANT(ies)!



Obligatory bathroom shot.



With some added benefits this time!



Been wanting to do this photoshoot for a while.



Next time the model will have to disrobe, any takers??????



Not this hoe.



Macc-ing



Murph wants that toy soooooo bad.



Break it down.



"Spread Here" she says.



Party Cliques



Manly secrets.



Lowercase D is for Damiana.



Booty Biting.



"HE BIT WHAT???"



No laces.



NO PANT(ies).



Tossed up wigs.



Mike is a master toss er.



We play with a 54 card deck.



Baby T & Baby Carrots, both full or spicy red head goodness.



I did NOT have a hand in this.



I did have a helping hand in this though.



SMILE GODDAMN IT!



Some boys managed to set up a beer pong table, and never left the table.



That beer was AWEFUL.



Heart



What? Bring it!



Little Mike Self portrait.



Lean in real close now.



Adjustments sometime necessary.



Birthday girl.



"Wha... IS THERE EVEN BEER IN THAT CUP?"



Mary Kisses.



Check out them guns.



Boots Boots boots boots.



DAMN



"COME ON, Who peed in my beer again?"



"Wow, I'm a lot bigger than you, must be 'cause I'm fat."



If you need your space when playing pong, don't shower, the odor keep the potential friends away.



Hookshot



Some one was at the door, but AP wouldn't let them in. (We were in the middle of a tie breaking match!)



KonPai



A druid came to watch.



What can I say that hasn't already been said?



Babe got an exciting phone call...



However, she had to get past me to really receive it.



On the back, legs up.



My next victims. They don't know what's in store for them.



Other Little Mikey



Murphy pretending to be a sad little puppy so someone comes over
low enough for her to snag some beer from their cup.



Mary was tricked by Murphy too, only she knows Theresa's pain, and is therefore
the only one equipped to console Theresa at this sad juncture in her life.



Woah there Hot stuff... where are you headed???



Ahhh. Candid bedroom photoshoots.
Very Nice, How Much?



Now back down stairs. Shh.



I think Mary is upset she didn't get a scandalous bedroom candid photoshoot invitation.
Maybe next New Year's Mary.



Scandalous Scene Number 2



Five mins till Midnight.



3 mins



Sweet, caught someone else's flash.



Sadly they weren't posing for me.



1 minute.



I dont know, like 12 seconds or something.
I put my camera down and crushed my Japes speaking watch.



Happy New Year



Here, Drink this!



YAY!, BOOZE!



Woah now,,,//..d.d.fee....



Blonde on Blonde



White on rice?  No no, Red on Blonde



YEAH, go for the jugular.



Woooa, I didn't wait for my flash to charge!



Smoochies



Oh, here, let me wipe that off for you.



New Year's Causality



I should have just followed Mary around and took pics of her making faces at people.



Noise + Dot + Champagne



I found a boot.



And Babe licked said boot.



"We Love Boot" dance party ensued.



BF



PDA



Not quite public PDA.



Hooorah!



I owned this guy.



They watch people use the toilet.



Chillin'



PUT THEM ON THE GLASS!



The white balance on this shot was way off, I couldn't really save it, sorry.



Much better!



PARTY



Someone get me these girl's name and addresses, they're coming to all my parties with hats on.



Woop, there it is.



Mopey Puppy Face.



Look ma, I can lift 45 pounds.



Lift over my head too.



Murphy makes out with everyone.



Innocent face! HA! We know the truth you slut.



West Side of Philly maybe.



GET PISSED



Here Mary, wear this.



I SAID WEAR IT



GOD! Why do you have to be so difficult.



KICK DOOR OPEN



Damn, he still has pants on.



Yes, we all had a good laugh.



I got 99 problems and this alcohol is one.



Beer and 99 proof liquor, good combo.



Crippled hand.



I made a mess.



Cate's cool with it, I dont think she even noticed.



Couch buddies.



Cross girl.



Not a pee stain, I checked.



AHHHH



She's trying to fly away like Dumbo, but lost her feather.



OK, bro down. It's fighting time.



Good Shooting AP.



This is Babe going for the sleeper hold again.



But I countered with a little move I call the carousel.



Round and round we go.



Dip down.



Now on to the airplane!



SMACK TIME



LEFT CHEEK, RIGHT CHEEK, LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT LEFT



Now breathe.



It's all good.



Hours later Little Mike is still in bed.



Scene circa 1992.



The Hokey Pokey



Look of Terror



Andrew W K kind of party, hard that is.



Brown bag is how they get down.



All are invited to the spectacle that is James's urination.



On the floor, blowing, again.



I believe she's saying, "FUCK OFF!"



"Look Babe, you're saying, 'FUCK OFF!'"



That is Donna, she gave me a free ice cream sandwich.



NEWPORT SOLD HERE



Waiting with the vagrants.



You've heard of ambulance chasers? No?



It's waffle making time!



Chocolate on the left and cherry on the right.



Classy



HE LOVED IT!



I did the dishes drunk again?
P.S. We have a dishwasher.



Still there 10 hours later when everyone woke up.

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